Vestry St by Scojo

Sitting on the bus, listening to the hypnotic sound of the wheels on the pavement, you were tempted to lean against the cold glass of the window and take a nap. But that was never going to happen unless your disinfected the glass and the surrounding area. It was bad enough that you had to sit on the hard plastic chairs, but you pacified yourself by remembering there were several layers of fabric between you and any germs.

When you grew up, you weren’t comfortable shaking hands with people. You told them that you didn’t want to spread your own germs. You found that to be the less offensive response when you visibly recoiled from an outstretched palm.

As an adult, you managed to become a little more realistic about the fact that germs spread, whether you want them to or not. You’re still not entirely thrilled with the concept, but you’re working on it. But some things are still off-limits.

You protect your Vestry Street reading glasses with your life. Aside from the fact that they have a stylishly modern modified cat eye frame, they also have a design on the front that sets them apart from your typical reading glasses. The Golden Tiger finish on the frame adds visual depth and interest.

Your “affliction” is convenient when it comes to your new readers. Your friends figured your aversion to germs was the real reason they couldn’t try them on. In reality, that was your excuse to keep them all to yourself.