Sharp Shooter by Eyebobs
$74.97
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Never in a million years would you have thought you’d end up a hostage negotiator. You were the one who always got the call when a situation like this arose. You were the cool head in a crisis, the one every jurisdiction for miles counted on. Your unorthodox yet creative methods impressed your colleagues more than they cared to admit.
This time it was a bank robber. You had managed to convince him to release the hostages he’d taken, but he was still holed up in the bank, threatening to harm himself.
Now the demands started coming. He wanted a police escort to the airport. He wanted money for an airline ticket. He wanted a pen and paper and glasses so he could write out all his demands.
Against your better judgment, you sent in your Sharp Shooter reading glasses. You wanted to stall him by immediately fulfilling an easy demand.
Five minutes, out walked the suspect, hands up, your readers perched on his nose.
“Ok, ok, don’t shoot. Now, whose are these?”
Your Sharp Shooters will impress even the most jaded sharp shooter. This unique style sits comfortably on your nose, and won’t obstruct your vision, as it’s a half eye frame. Choose from laminates. You’ll get a handy case with each pair of readers, to keep them protected from your pocket, briefcase or drawer.
The only reason you give them up is if you know you’re definitely getting them back.
