Hostile Makeover by Eyebobs
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As usual, you’re feeling like a sardine on the 7:19 headed downtown. By the time it gets to your stop, it’s standing room only. You didn’t particularly mind, but today you were feeling a little tired. Like you do every morning, you bought a paper, and had it folded just so, until you arrived at your six inch square of real estate that you would be occupying for the next 23 minutes. Since you had to hold on with one hand, it was always a balancing act to manage the paper with the other. You carefully slipped your Hostile Makeover reading glasses out of your briefcase and slipped them on to read the front page. Thirty seconds into it, you look over the top of your readers to see a man smiling at you. You nod back, and he stands.
“Hello, Miss. Would you like to sit down?”
Your Hostile Makeover reading glasses are just the thing to help you find a seat on the overcrowded train. Their half-eye styling allows you to look down for clear, crisp close vision, and look over the top for normal vision. You can choose the classic tortoise frame, or shake it up a bit with the red or turquoise rims. They’re made with premium zyls for long-lasting wear. The lenses provide 100% UV protection. The flexible hinges allow for a comfortable fit. This style will flatter any face. If you’d like, these readers can be converted into prescription eyeglasses.
Just the thing to get you a seat next time.
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