Bottomed Out by Eyebobs
$74.97
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$74.97
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$74.97
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+1.00, +1.50, +2.00, +2.50, +3.00
Since the beginning of time, kids have tried pulling the wool over their parents’ eyes. It makes you wonder if that is the sole purpose of teenagers. Sometimes the trickery works, sometimes it doesn’t. But one thing can help keep those wool-pullers at bay. It’s not what you think. It’s as simple as getting a pair of reading glasses. That’s right. Reading glasses. Here’s why: if you can read what they put in front of you, you’re less likely to be fooled. With a good set of readers, you can see whether or not that “D” has been changed to a “B.” It’s the oldest trick in the book, but somehow our kids forget we were once kids ourselves. They don’t realize that we invented that trick.
And just forget about signing things without paying attention. Your little darling used to thrust a piece of paper under your nose and mumble that it was a permission slip for a field trip, and you’d go along with the story. Little did you know it was a letter from a teacher expressing concern at your child’s failing grades.
The only thing about these new reading glasses, as cool as they are, is that your kids will hate them. As long as you’re wearing them, they won’t be able to get away with much.
These Bottomed Out readers feature a bottomless rim, for unobstructed reading. They’re made of high-tech plastics and flexible temples for a comfortable fit for years to come. The lenses are made of optical-grade materials for perfectly crisp vision. The frames measure 5” wide, and the lenses measure 1 5/8” x 1 3/8”. They come with a carrying case to easily and safely go wherever you do.
